If you aren’t reading Sex Criminals, then I have two questions: …why do you hate fun and when did you decide to not love yourself?
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
*is a good girl*
*acts so different around drake*
when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them
I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing
it’s the fucking heaven, dear lord *stop breathing*
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
hair literally made of feathers and angel kisses
he did a video recently and he has in ELEVEN BUNDLES of hair, which i fully understand but shit!
Dear White People (x)
It went from a trailer for educational “fun” poking at the norm to making a real life movie. that’s amazing