Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out
Omfg is he offering me money
thats trashy as fuck oh my god
fuck all y’all stay poor
The 1975 - Sex
she’s got a boyfriend anyway
"When I was a child my mother said to me, ‘If you become a soldier, you’ll be a general. If you become a monk, you’ll be the pope.’ Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso."
Joke of the day.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male
I loved her perspective in life
she was such a good fucking person
yeah you could tell by the drug addiction that got her into prison and ultimately killed her, what an angel ♡
having a drug addiction doesnt make someone a bad person or affect their worth what the fuck is wrong with you